d4doofus


Despite my best ambitions

I get into the worst situations


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I'm not real sure about that.

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+ Tom T. Hall - "Storyteller, Poet, Philosopher"

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Are you alright?
All the sudden you went away
Are you alright?
I hope you come back around someday
Are you alright?
I haven't seen you in a real long time
Are you alright?
Could you give me some kind of sign
Are you alright?
I looked around me and you were gone
Are you alright?
I feel like there must be something wrong
Are you alright?
'Cause it seems like you disappeared
Are you alright?
'Cause I been feeling a little scared
Are you alright?

I just might like Chelsea Handler after all.
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About Holly Williams:

"As the granddaughter of Hank Williams, Sr. and daughter of Hank Williams, Jr., my next guest has the distinct pleasure of not being Hank the III."

I have to assume she doesn't get how funny that is, but either way it's the funniest thing I've heard all year.

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She told me she liked art
But that she couldn't draw a straight line
I told her if she could reach for something and pick it up
She could draw a line that was straight enough
She said she wasn't interested in that kind of drawing
But had always liked horses
I said I did, too, but they were hard to draw
She said yes, that was very true
Said she could do the body okay
But never get the head, tail, or legs
I told her she was drawing sausages, not horses
She said no, they were horses

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+ Ryan Bingham - "Roadhouse Sun"


Is this guy's voice great or what?
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So appropriate.
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When I log-in to yahoo!'s fantasy football site it says "Hi, stupid" at the top.

I hate The Goonies.
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"50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill! 50 dollar bill!"

Not to mention the loud John Candy-looking brat.

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+ Garth Brooks - "Garth Brooks"
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Start writing
Make a list of your plans for the year
And send me a little note in the mail
When my name appears on your list of things to do
If you ever can see past you
I’ll keep some days clear

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